Dear Smiley Face Killers researchers: Do five person teams ring any bells?

When I first met the guys pushing the Smiley Face Killer conspiracy theory, at a lecture in a journalism classroom, I scoffed. And I scoffed for all the wrong reasons.

I can, in fact, admit when I am wrong. Which is not a frequent occurence. See the ROGS Analyses of mass shooters.

I seem to recall it was emenent and amazing first amendment scholar and overall mensch, Pofessor Jane Kirtley who had invited them to speak, and my thought then was: why are old white guys pushing a theory about dead white guys, who had all been ruled death by accidental drowning or suicide.

I scoffed because I had no sympathy for these dead young men, because they were all white, all rather affluent, and all who had better lives than I had ever had a chance to have.

And, scoffing at dead white guys, and “first world problems” was part of my indoctrination in the progressive education system.

So, generally, such scoffing goes like this: “There are curious coincidences in all of the deaths, and death sites of these dead yound white males.”

*SCOFF!*

“But wutabout SLAVERY, and wutabout the HOLOCAUST and wutabout LGBTQInfinity! Wutabout Empower WOMEN! Huh?? Wutabout that!!!”

Wutaboutism is like, a real thing, because the,American education system.is full of ADL sponsored textbooks. And, so are the deaths of those boys, many of whom were found with the date rape drug GBH in their corpses, in rivers and other bodies of water, all over America. And, leering Smiley Faces nearby.

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Well, cold case guys, I think I can explain that dripping smile, if you care to write to me here. Use my contact button at the top of the page. Then, take a look at Americas first mass shooter, Howard Unruh, for context, because my opion is 180° away from yours about who this “gang of stalkers” is.

Now, going through my memory of the event, I recall that retired detective, and his colleague many years later, and I wonder: would you be interested in my ROGS Analysis of five person teams, derived from twelve person cells? Because I,see that you were quoted as hypothesizing exactly that, in major media, like Oxygen, and the Daily Beast, nearly three years AFTER I documented that pattern, in several mass shootings, and in my own case too.

And, I even have emails that indicate that the twelve person configuration has merit, which I referenced in this story here, about a troll named Ueblacker in Las Vegas, who claimed his stepson had been kidnapped by meth heads.

Here are more stories where I document the five/12 configuration:

Las Vegas and the BOLO

* I wrote that story two years before your team mentioned the 5/12 configuration,and specifically named event security, and two armed undercover cops, and a *sixth* man, a hacker in a hoodie( a boy, actually). You might recall that I wrote to you about that.

Then, this story, about Mandalay Bay alleged shooter Stephen Paddock, where we also see the five person configuration, and the wrongfully terminated Cordell Hendrix, one of the fall guys in that event.

Well, I could go on, but thats enough, I think.

So, now, I,have a,question for your team: when did you develop your theory about the 5/12 configuration? I wrote mine down, and timestamped it in 2016, and wrote about it in 2017.

Would you care to compare notes? Because I noticed that your theory doesnt include a 13 in it. Guess why?

Feel free to contact me. You have my information.

The Pros and Cons of the Smiley Face Killer Theory


Global Death Investigations
, the Retired New York City detectives Kevin Gannon and Anthony Duarte first proposed the SFK theory.

Yet another person named “Caitlin” (a white, progressive female, Wutaboutist in the,MSM, or anywhere for that matter, as if we need more of those for fucks sake) claims the theory is debunked ”Yeah, but wutabout yet another Caitlin in Mockingbird ”progressive“ media?? Huh, huh?! ALLCAPS!)

The Daily Beast, with the five/twelve configuration quote

And lastly, for reference, the case of the Minnesota Fakerape Factory, courtesy of progressives in St. Louis Park, and Minnetonka, trapping a billionaire with fakerape allegations.

And a fun read : One hand looks for money, the other hand looks for goods: analyzing a,Minnesota Fakerape

Update 04-21-2020:Afyer reading through a few more of the various Smiley Face Killer stories that litter the internet, I did indeed find that the SFK story contains numerous 13s, starting with the original case study and report compiled by these detectives, and in several other places, most notably:

“The smiley faces are one-thirteenth of the evidence we have,” Gannon says on the phone. “We found 13 distinct signs, symbols and markings.”

And so, on that note, have a look at how gang staljers,*in policing* also use the number thirteen.

The thirteens, are like, a real thing in police forensics, and, free masonry as well. Use my search feature to find more links to the 13s.

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